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Submitted by jimmy on 10 February, 2011 - 02:10[caption id="attachment_481" align="alignleft" width="185" caption="Fun girl who engaged my banter for a while"]
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Subject: I saw a fat man fall off his bike
You seem OK. You're very
fanciable. I don't fancy you.
You're beautiful, for an average
girl. I don't think you're beautiful.
You dress great, in that not so
great way. I don't like how you dress. I like how you dress. No I
don't. Yes I do. Or do I. Don't I? Do I?
I like you. I don't like you.
That's what on line dating is all about!
That means even less than what I said. There's clearly something
wrong with you. Shall I call you a doctor?
You better give me your doctors number
Dr. Robert is an important man, he helps you to understand, but I can't just throw his number around.
Right. I am going to give your profile a FULL evaluation for you. FOR FREE.
Here we go:
'I am a creative person'
I am going to stop you right there, no one gives a **** about
this. Just drop it out.
'Crafts are my main hobby'
Ooooh. No no no no no no no. Crafts are what the crazy woman on
my street used to do.
'and I am turning it into my career'.
This is good though. You're showing that you're not a normal 9-5
person and that you have some kind of fire and drive.
'I also enjoy spending time with friends and family, listening to
music, cycling and shopping'
God, this is so generic. Pffffttttttttttt. I think I preferred
listening to you drone on about arts and crafts.
You owe me £20.
Oi you said it was free!!!!
I'd love to read some of the insults you must get on here!!
You send me a creative insult and I'll forward you one of my hate
mails.
Thats not fair your profile is so long and boring I really can't be bothered to read it all!!!
If you haven't read it how can you know it's boring? You're talking
total crap.
I read the first bit then just skipped to the end. You should of put some of those happy skippy emotion faces that people love so much, would have livened the middle up a bit.
'Skipped to the end' - Of course, immediate gratification. What
else should one expect from the MTV generation? I bet you couldn't
get to the end of a Mr. Man book without either a celebrity cameo
or a phone vote at the end.
Mr. Tickle was always my favourite. Are you saying i'm not that bright?
Yes. Aren't I a **stard. How many marshmallows do you think you
could fit in your mouth while I tickled you?
You owe me £20.
Any suggestions for responses. I am running out of steam. The more outrageous, the better. But nothing hurtful or too thoughtless.
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Subject: I saw a fat man fall off his bike
You seem OK. You're very
fanciable. I don't fancy you.
You're beautiful, for an average
girl. I don't think you're beautiful.
You dress great, in that not so
great way. I don't like how you dress. I like how you dress. No I
don't. Yes I do. Or do I. Don't I? Do I?
I like you. I don't like you.
That's what on line dating is all about!
That means even less than what I said. There's clearly something
wrong with you. Shall I call you a doctor?
You better give me your doctors number
Dr. Robert is an important man, he helps you to understand, but I can't just throw his number around.
Right. I am going to give your profile a FULL evaluation for you. FOR FREE.
Here we go:
'I am a creative person'
I am going to stop you right there, no one gives a **** about
this. Just drop it out.
'Crafts are my main hobby'
Ooooh. No no no no no no no. Crafts are what the crazy woman on
my street used to do.
'and I am turning it into my career'.
This is good though. You're showing that you're not a normal 9-5
person and that you have some kind of fire and drive.
'I also enjoy spending time with friends and family, listening to
music, cycling and shopping'
God, this is so generic. Pffffttttttttttt. I think I preferred
listening to you drone on about arts and crafts.
You owe me £20.
Oi you said it was free!!!!
I'd love to read some of the insults you must get on here!!
You send me a creative insult and I'll forward you one of my hate
mails.
Thats not fair your profile is so long and boring I really can't be bothered to read it all!!!
If you haven't read it how can you know it's boring? You're talking
total crap.
I read the first bit then just skipped to the end. You should of put some of those happy skippy emotion faces that people love so much, would have livened the middle up a bit.
'Skipped to the end' - Of course, immediate gratification. What
else should one expect from the MTV generation? I bet you couldn't
get to the end of a Mr. Man book without either a celebrity cameo
or a phone vote at the end.
Mr. Tickle was always my favourite. Are you saying i'm not that bright?
Yes. Aren't I a **stard. How many marshmallows do you think you
could fit in your mouth while I tickled you?
You owe me £20.
Any suggestions for responses. I am running out of steam. The more outrageous, the better. But nothing hurtful or too thoughtless.
