Rock Solid Game

Sometimes I like to just be a mean, nasty piece of shit. So this is a conversation I had with a target today. She was a decent looking chick, but I really wasn't that fussed. I'd rather spend 5 hours looking to close an 8/9 or 10 than 5 hours on a date with her. So I decided to burn her. So this is our conversation - paraphrased. Me: Hi Her: Who is this Me: Santa. I have undelivered presents Her: Lol. Is it a job? Or is it a nasty present :) Me: I am going to break your heart. Her: In a good way? With charm and kindness? I'd like that. With cruelty and deception, I wouldn't... Me: There is nothing about you I like. You can't flirt and you have no sense of humour. No wonder you're single. Her: ...You're not very good at flirting either. Me: You're creepy as fuck. Don't text me again or I'll call the police Her: Have you been taking drugs. Me: Did you think of that all by yourself?   She didn't text back. Boo hoo! I thought she liked me :(