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I got an email from an ex student the other day that got me thinking.....

Whats up with women from POF?Ive been receiving  emails left right and centre lately with women wanting to meet up.
I was speaking to another world class PUA the other day, someone well known in the London community who is generally regarded as one of the best out there.
He was telling me that POF was the biggest waste of time ever, and he hadnt got any replies.
This got me thinking... what separates my online game from his.  I've met loads of amazing girls from Plenty of Fish, so has TonyT.  so what are we doing different?
Here's some ideas of things to include in your profile.
#1 . Length.   make it longer than normal.  mine is an essay to read, and really portrays who i am, as well as clearly defines what I'm looking for.
#2. Subject.  make it fun include 4 or 5 jokes.  mine borrows jokes from Bill Bailey, my friends.  anything that will make it fun to read.
#3 Photos.  Include as many as possible.  try to hit as many of the attraction switches as you can.  i.e protector of friends and family, sociable, pre selection.
#4 Include your own subjects/headings.  mine has a section called 'things you would / and Wouldn't find in my house' (credit TonyT) i use this to portray simple things like the fact i can cook, i like the arts, I'm successful etc

Also very important is your messages.
Make sure the subject line is catchy.  i.e 'more fun that a drunk parent'.  or 'marshmallows' or 'what's your 2nd favourite dinosaur?'
Basically... anything except the standard 'hi'  I've seen how many emails women get on these sites, and they get as many as 20-50 emails a day..... how will you make yours stand out?  I've also noticed that most of these guys use the standard 'hi' subject.  so this is an easy way to give yourself an edge.
If someone I'm attracted to views my profile, i hit them with a standard response  -
Subject ; more fun that grandpa drunk dancing at Christmas.
NO!  your not going to look at my profile and not say hello.  It's always the same on this site, you women, ogling me, like I'm a piece of meat! I've got feelings too!
I can't believe it!!
Mick

this email consistently gets me emails back from the women, usually they play along with it, in which case ill start a role playing story with them.
If its a cold email, ( where I'm just emailing her, and she hasn't seen my profile) ill send something like this.....

I was doing the aimless bounce around this place when I noticed your picture. I then clicked on your profile and scanned thru it, there was once thing that I liked…. You've got a really mischievous look, like you just broke mum's favourite teapot.
So anyway, check out my profile… and get in touch if you think we will have as much fun as I think we will have!
Take care,
Mick

This is pretty simple stuff... not trying to re-invent the wheel....  
The idea that is most important is that my profile does all the hard work for me. it builds all the attraction and shows the women who i am. what i like, and what I'm looking for. it gives a sense that I'm quite picky when it comes to women and I'm the selector. not the other way around.
Check out my profile to get some ideas, then get on there... i cant have all these women to myself!!
Regards
Burto

PS here is a few of the  women I've either been on dates with, or women who i've had emails from, or shown interest.