Target swapping and other fun activities
Submitted by burto on 12 August, 2010 - 15:42
Moran and I are baked in Amsterdam.
Somehow, in my altered state, I manage to open a 2 set of Americans... both hot. We must have been funny, or entertaining or something, because we end up hanging out with them all night, bouncing around Amsterdam and Liesedpline.
Now... as this was my set, I had chosen my target. A gorgeous blonde 8, from San Diego. Moran, had been lumbered with her friend, brunette from San Fran. Moran’s not happy about this... he wants the blonde and will do anything to get her. I tell him no, it’s my set and I want the hot one.
But he's persistent; we end up striking a deal that involves us swapping targets now, as well as Moran giving up one of his current targets and one to be named later. And maybe a packet of Quavers, and a Double Decker.
It’s a fair deal. Probably not the kind of thing that we would have done if we hadn’t been wasted, I don’t condone of women swapping, human trafficking or any type of illegal identity theft.
But this sort of thing happens all the time.... I'm just writing about it.
Now, I had fancied lee's original target (HB Medicine) see FR from the moment I saw her, she was just my type. But obviously I hadn’t done anything about it..... Just chatted platonically on facebook. So we agreed that I could have her when we get back to London.
So we try the swap, we start playing pool, doubles, lee with the blonde, me with the brunette. We're chatting away, trying to get the swap underway.
After the game, were sitting down having a drink, locked in with our new targets and suddenly the girls are gone, both off to the bathroom, girl chat it seems.
Seems as though they noticed that we had tried to swap, and are against it, as when they return, they swap seats and were back where we started... never mind, the only person who doesn’t get what they want is Moran.... oh well, we tried our best. But Moran keeps on winging... like a champion.
As we are bouncing about, we end up in a noodle shop in Leisedpline. I’m still pretty baked at this time, but my target and I are trying to figure out where Moran and HBsanfran have gone..... I lose interest in the hunt and go to the bathroom. As I walk in I hear the familiar sound of someone getting pumped in the toilets..... Go you good thing.
As Moran walks out... I’m onto him...teasing him about having sex in a Chinese restaurant toilet in Amsterdam. He actually is denying it.... he’s getting slightly irritated now... but I persist. Until he realises that he’s go his T-shirt on back to front and inside out.... she must have been Ravenous!
End of the night, I kiss close my target, after getting her details, I let her go, then realise I’m being a massive pussy, so chase her down and kiss her in front of her friend.
Hopefully ill see her when I head to Cali next year.
Happy sarging
Burto
The crew in Amsterdam.... Who is the Chode next to Moran???

and HB San Diego....






