SNL: When a wing gets you laid...
Submitted by lee on 2 April, 2010 - 16:15
Hey guys,
This is a field report I posted recently about a night I had out with some LSS guys. My recommendation to you guys is go out and meet as many PUA guys as possible once you get started. You'll learn from each one of them. And its one of the best ways to get good and have fun at the same time

Ok, i'm putting my hands up here.
This SNL lay report was not because i'm good at SNLing. Its because my wing was paying attention for me and went that extra length to help me get laid. So before I start, I gunna give lots of thanks to DTF Kuhneye. I wish i had a wing like this everytime. Cheers buddy
Maybe I'll start my own wing production line.
So, it was me, Wizbomb and DTF Kuhneye, it was a good night but we were broke as fuck and considering calling it a night. We were walking past Metra in leicester square, and decided to have one quick look round fudge bar. I used to PR for the bar, so I get us three in without any hassle.
It was average in there. Some cute girls, not many. Alot of men. Me and DTF go to the back of the bar and just chill back on the bar, chatting to some of the surrounding people and catching up with some friends working behind the bar.
I remember thinking that I just can't be arsed. I had allowed my state to drop. DTF had noticed this and started firing me back up again. But my head was still in the clouds. I was thinking of calling a fuck buddy and went to pull the phone out...
DTF: Moran!
Me: Yeh?
DTF: There (nodding at a cute girl)
Me: Huh?
DTF: Look, she's into you, look at her body language.
DTF: Her foot is pointing at you, she's brushing her hair back, she's.... Moran?
I looked at her. Just my type. Small tight frame, pretty face, dark hair, very cute. Fuck. Her whole body was giving off signals. How didn't i see this? FUCK! Pull yourself together you fucking douche.
I eye fck. She looks down, smiles and then re looks again, holding eye contact. So I open.
Moran: Hey, hows the night going?
CBSpanish: Well thank you
Moran: Good. Come here.
I pull her close into me and started chatting while I leant back on the bar. This was game over already. We were chatting absolute crap and she was utterly receptive. I mean like the 'I could bend her over the bar there and then' receptive. All I had to do is isolate and lead her back to mine, maybe a little bit of comfort 
I have a quick chat with DTF, making sure he's cool before I good outside. I'm introduced to all her friends and they're pretty cool guys who vibe with me for a while.
I take her outside, we chat for a while, have a ciggy, I kiss close her, have another ciggy. I hint going back to mine, she demands to go back to hers instead. I'm like, if we must... 
So, ended up being a good night. I have to mention, I broke her bed. Pretty bad as well. Just about every slat to the underneath snapped. So I lifted the bed up against the wall, and put the mattrise on the floor. Sorted 
Things I learnt from this interaction:
If she's receptive and you sense she's up for it, just dominately lead the girl from the bar to the bedroom, removing obsticles along the way. Keep it short and sweet.
When leading her to the bedroom, up your comfort with her, fill the silences with random chatting.
And most importantly, look after your wings.
Love and respect
Moran





