My First Tube Close...
Submitted by lee on 27 February, 2010 - 23:2830 January 2010, I was out with TonyT meeting a date of mine before she went back to Holland. Was starting out to
be an awesome night, two warm ups sets on the way there and one #close. Not bad.
We had just left my date and me and Tony were on the way back to the underground and I then realised my state was really
fired up. I mean like, so fired up that energy was pissing everywhere and I was opening everything. Everything.
Old people, random people in the bus stop, underground staff, the occasional hot women... ;) I love being in that
state. FCK YEH.
Getting back to the matter in hand, I had to be somewhere, so I got myself moving to the underground platform, opening a few people here and there.
Then I stopped.
I had just explosively opened two cute italian looking girls and left them laughing. Thing is though, one of
them was my type and I had started to walk off without realising i liked this girl. I had to walk back.
Me: *Ok Lee, calm yourself down a bit now, you don't want them thinking your some sort of fcking nutjob...*
So turning back round...
Me: Actually, one second, you girls going clubbing tonight?
HBItalian: Maybe, why you wanna know?
Me: Well, I'm going to Leicester Square to go work. I work as a PR for a club called Zoo bar. But before I invite you to join me, you girls like having fun?
HBItalian: Are you a Stripper? Hmmmm, if i come will you strip for me? Pretty pleaseeee?!
Me: *Stunned* Huh? What the hell? I've been with you 30 seconds and your already thinking of me stripping?
HBItalian: *Laughs*
Me: (I turn myself round to a couple of guys next to me) *pointing at HBItalian* Who is this girl?
HBItalian: *Laughs*
The train then turns up and we carry on flirting and teasing while on the tube. All going pretty cool. Then I
start getting this strange feeling in my stomach and I look round the tube.
Its silent. Everyone on the tube is just staring at me, as if I'm acting out some sort of fucking pantamine. I'm
like, what the fck?
Then half the train empties at one of the stations and the people standing up start sitting down. Two seats left,
three of us. Fuck. Need to think of something quick. I can't just be standing there like some sort of noob cheese
while chatting to this girl, who's starting to give off the 'oo oo look at me, i'm being chatted on a tube' look.
HBItalain: My seat! *sitting down* *Broadly smiling up at me*
Me: Just one second, we can both get on here *pulling her up*
Me: *I sit down and spread myself* oooooo yeh
HBItalain: OMG!, you asshole, that was my seat
Me: Hahahahahaha *regaining my composure* thats cool, you can stand
HBItalain: *Goes sits down on her friends lap* Meh, that didn't work did it, I have a seat now *Pokes her tongue out* asshole
Me: But its not as good as this seat *Smiling*
HBItalian: I hate you, I don't want to talk to you any more *turns her head uninterested*
Me: *Smile*
So I start talking to her friend, messing around, teasing HBItalian to her and throwing a few winks in for good
measure.
I then realise my stop is next. Time to close. I throw in the idea of them coming down to visit me at work and
HBItalian agrees. I give her my number and tell her to text me with her number (risky I know).
Me: Well, it was cool to meet you guys, I'll see you later on.
Me: *Turning to HBItalian* You can have my seat now *smile*
HBItalian: Oh, thank you, asshole *smiling*
Wasn't a bad close. Thing I did realise though, I've been in game for like 9 months now and that was the first open on tube that i've done. I was like, what the fuck? Why not?
But hey, now i've done it, i'll be doing it more often ;)
Just to finish off, I closed on day3. On valentines day. I know, check me out, how soppy am I ;D
Love and Respect
Lee






