Extreme DHVing... All a guy needs...

Hey there guys. This is a field report back in November 2009 when me and guys went to Malaga for the week and stayed at Jimmy's place.  Was probably one of the best holidays i've had.  Tapas everyday ;) Enjoy...

I #closed and k-closed a Spanish HB. 

But this isn’t about that.  This is about the massive DHV’s I received.  I have never been DHVed to this level before.  Ever.

We left to go out at 2am, to bar Maccurans in Malaga, out with TonyT, Jambone, Burto, Wisdom and Shammers.  This place is empty and I’m a wreck at this point (lack of sleep).

After a bit of cherry shisha (a new favourite of mine), we went to the dance floor.  No sets worth gaming properly.  So the focus changed and we all started copying each other with some hilarious dance moves.

Then a 9 set walked in.  4 girls with 5 typical Spanish AMOGs.

No one opened.  The set was ignored and so were we. I continued to stay in a circle dancing, whipping out some of the salsa i’ve learned from TonyT.

 3 of the girls walked over and started dancing next to us.  Our group was by now creating a lot of energy and we were beginning to dominate the room. The girls began to look over and make a lot of noise.

Then TonyT smiled at me.  Leading all of us, we formed a ring around the 3 girls, hand in hand, and ran round the girls at full pace, creating a ring a roses effect and then collapsed at the end.  Now, we were doing this all day (in day game) with various reactions, and it always opened.  However here, I went to get up and the blonde girl jump on top and started grinding me.  I wasn’t expecting this.  All I did is smile.  I got up and everyone was already at work.

Jimmy and TonyT was already at my side, addressing me, Jimmy said ‘Whats your tee-shirt’ (Who’s your target), Mick and Shammmers were playing with the 3 other girls and Wisdom was chatting away with some of the others of the orginal 9 set.

This is when is begun.  Everyone then left set and TonyT brought me over to the circle.  But I was placed, back+ head+sole of right foot against the wall, with all guys round me in a semi circle.  All the guys were addressing me with their feet pointing towards me.  Shammers took my coat and hung it up it up for me.  TonyT and Burto were loudly saying ‘man you are awesome, blah blah blah...’, Jimmy went and bought me a beer and handed it to me. 

I looked around.  It blew me away.  I was receiving IOI’s from girls on all parts of the bar, including my set.  I couldn’t keep my composure.   I was trying to keep an ‘alpha face’ but I was smiling too broadly.  This wasn’t part of my reality.  The 3 girls came over to say hi again.  The blonde was interested and was dominating the others.  I wasn’t interested in the blonde, I liked the Spanish HB (Brunette). 

At this point it was just me and the girls a big space and then the AMOGs. My crew were at the other side of the bar. Out of the corner of my eye I saw them file over to build a wall between myself and the AMOGs.

A guy then came over to speak to the girls.  TonyT pulled the guy out of set and across to speak to Burto.  While Burto was treating this guy like a lost puppy, Wisdom occupied the other 2 girls and Shammers went and opened two other random girls and brought them into the group.   

Then Jimmy formed a congo line, drawing most of the bar’s content of people (about 25 in the congo) and taking the line outside and leading it back in.  This was madness.

The congo line broke apart as we re-entered the bar and the guys began readdressing me again.  The Spanish HB then looked round at me. IOI.  This was it.  I didn’t need to game her.  Just some bollocks.  The DHVing had done its job for me.  This girl didn’t even understand English.  And the blonde was also staring at me, laser style.  There was no way I was going to allow the blonde to over dominate. 

I pulled Spanish HB out of the group of girls and danced nicely with massive flirting.  After a while she went back to her friends.  She came over again and then went back.

False take away time Wink.  Shammers went to the toilets.  I shouted to the rest of the guys ‘Let’s go’ and they all followed me out of the bar.  I heard my target shout ‘goodbye’ to me.  I waited outside for 3 minutes. While I did this, Shammers returned from the bathroom suitably ‘confused’ as to where we had all gone.  Then after three minutes I returned to get him.

The HB took no time to run over.   I took her outside.  Her group came out with me.  Now it was my crew and the entirety of her set on the street.  I was walking into the marina and Jimmy shouted ‘isolation’.  Nice.  Immediately the guys paired the group off into conversations leaving me alone with my target. 

She started talking to me in Spanish; I didn’t know what she was saying.  I pulled her in.  K Close. 

We were walking home laughing and Burto demanded I get the number close.  She was back on the corner with two of her mates and the biggest AMOG standing next to the car with the music blaring. The girl was also well locked in against the car with the AMOG next to her.   

Jambone approached and asked for random directions.  A bluff.   Just to create a diversion. The huge AMOG looked furious at Jambome and looked at me.  Fuck.  This guy immediately began AMOGing me.  And Jambone reacted, diverted the conversation, and did everything to keep the AMOG + friends staring at him.

I had to be quick.  I walked into the group, pulled the girl out of set, away from the AMOG and number closed.

This was awesome, the AMOG had realised what had happened, turned to see me number closing but it was too late.  One last K close for me Cheesy   I turned to see that Jambone actually still wearing the pink straw hat he’d taken from one of the girls.  BOOM!! 

I’m not sure how I got away with this but I enjoyed using BALLS to close the girl and with taking on all the obstacles (blonde + the other friend + others girl/guys in the 9 set).  As before, this field report isn’t about that.  It’s about the DHVing that was given to me and the shift in reality it gave me.

Thanks to Jimmy, TonyT and all the others that winged me here.  It was unreal Cheesy

Picture below, also rocking my handbar movember Moustash Smiley 

Lee